You Know You're In Franklin When...

speed limits are just suggestions.
You know everyone by their first AND last name and where everyone lives and if you don't you're not from Franklin.
Most of your senior class went to college to get out of here. When people ask where you're from, you tell them VA Beach because its easier to explain.
You've never told someone you're from Virginia without putting "southern" in front of it.
Honking is a form of love.
You are amused by visiting relatives who are actually excited to see Washington, DC.
You took a field trip to Williamsburg as a kid.
Go in to Walmart and you WILL see at least 5 people you know...at least.
There was a fight at school everyday until they changed to rules to suspension...now there is only one every other day.
You are amazed when you go out of town and the people at McDonalds speak English (not jibberish).
Everyone has a cell phone in school and nobody gets in trouble.
An inch of snow and you miss 3 days of school.
All the potholes just add a little excitement to your driving experience.
You know all the gossip about people You constantly repeat the phrase "...only in Franklin..." while shaking your head
If you don't joke on people theres something wrong with you.
If you stay on the same road long enough, it will eventually have three new names.
"Vacation" means spending a day at King's Dominion or Busch Gardens.
Let's just say... we don't play on fried chicken day.
"Going to the River" means any stream with water.
You go to Middle School Madness every other friday to see your HIGH SCHOOL friends.
You have never been served tea without the waitress asking "sweet or unsweetened?"
Los Amigos= Heaven right?!?

Bass... POKE!